Aug 21 940 notes
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me
Dude: shush you?
Me: you tellin’ me what to do now?
Dude: yeah and you better listen.
Me: & if I don’t?
Dude: I’ll tickle you
ugh omg 💤💤💤💤💤 #bye
tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”
what a beautiful day to not be in high school