up!

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i was berated into cleaning my room

hmph.

Straight White Boy Problem #181

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i hate it when i throw a water bottle into the trash can and it hits the rim of the trash can and bounces out because now i have to walk over, pick it up and put it in the trash can

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Use this photo on my wanted for murder posters. 🔪

Use this photo on my wanted for murder posters. 🔪

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Falling in Love #119 (1970)

Falling in Love #119 (1970)

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Apr 13   14,910 notes

bestpal:

Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

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hollistern:

releasing a blood curlding scream when u get passed in mario kart

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now known among my friends for pregaming pregames :-/

it was one time!!!

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@sleepofreason

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;)

;)

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