I made a game with Scratch about my job. TTYL I’ve officially lost my mind and it’s just a big boat now.
sincerelysloth replied to your post: A really disorienting thing happened to me… <3 Hi Toni!!!!!!!!
A really disorienting thing happened to me yesterday. And maybe it’s in bad taste to post it on my blog, but this is MY blog where I can talk about what ever the fuck I’m feeling, so fuck it. These past few months have been fucking terrible for me man. I’m (well, was, now I guess, since the semester is over) doing terrible in school, I work full time to have no money, I have to...
hi, i’m an expert in crying off my eyeliner. hmu
sleepofreason: I was gonna say why did I wake up at 5 but I know why! It’s cause my roommate, for some unknown reason, decided that he couldn’t sleep in his bed and he came into my room and laid down in my sister’s bed (she isn’t home) and I was so uncomfortable that I couldn’t fall back asleep so I just got up. It was just so weird and I didn’t want him in there and I felt just uncomfortable...
Also; I’m finally (officially as of last weekend when I saw him and didn’t give a FUCK) over that bro I’ve been whining about for the past like year and a half (if you follow my posts at ALL you might have noticed.) So, round of applause please, I mean, I guess.
I’m planning something wonderful for a friend and I’M SO EXCITED ABOUT IT. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
sexualbread: *smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend
Hahaha my sister just thanked me for sending her a link to where she can download a program to do MY homework for me. SHE THANKED ME. I’m basically a scam artist guys.
It’s 100% impossible to have a conversation with me without me saying “huh?”
Just let a near stranger borrow my bike. Shit.
In case anyone was wondering I haven’t really got any friends anymore. Byeeeeee.
Welp, that was both awkward and terrifying.
best hangover cure: being forced to walk 15 mins in the rain without an umbrella.
sleepofreason: I made my new ipod lock code 1 digit away from Sarah’s for her phone and I keep putting hers in #twinproblems ugh
Me: “blah blah blah Aziz Ansari….” Andrew: “who?” Me: “little Indian comedian? Parks and rec…” Steven: oh he’s in that mall cop comedy with… Me: he is in 30 minutes or less with Jesse eisenberg who I’m in love with and met Andrew: Indian guy? Me: yah Andrew: you’re thinking of aziz ansari He asked who I was talking...
There’s a girl in my one class that only calls me ‘sexy bangs’ now.
“I have white rice and chicken to eat with it but I didn’t put enough water with the rice so they are a little crunchy, I also have spaghetti but I didn’t cook it all the way so it’s also a little crunchy, well it was I don’t know what it will be like if we reheated it.” I am so domestic.
found some weird stuff in the buckets under my bed today (which i have been storing clothes in since high school) like for example a checkbook! i have a checkbook! and the shorts i was wearing the first time i saw a penis (they are fugly [the shorts and penis in general])
Haven’t talked to my dad in over a week but he HAS asked me to play candy crush saga on facebook. Which I am not going to do.
Anonymous asked: xcuse me but who do u think u r?
i posted a pic on facebook and people are literally commenting on it INSULTING ME “Why are you posting pictures of a drugged up Zooey Deschanel?” “That doesn’t change the fact that you look like you’re on coke. ” “It’s the coke eyes. Don’t doubt me.” “why do u have bangs and why u look like u need coffe hahaha” oh. OKAY
My number one suggested youtube channel is One Direction’s channel.
I can’t wait for the summer. I love everything about it. Biking and drinking and sailing all the time. And wearing little clothes and being outside all day. I can’t wait anymore.