also my new years resolution
makes plans for next new years
I knew it, i could feel ur sexiness through the tek-nol-o-gee bby ;)– how my bff identifies me when i text her new phone
I’m getting recognised because my face is behind a group of words in the subway....– Jesse on getting recognised (via fuckyeahjesseeisenberg)
So on Sunday night I guess there were est. 300...
It was nuts guys, nuts.
Dear people who hated 2010,
Are you serious? 2010 WAS THE GREATEST EVER. Sorry you guys missed it or something, but my year rocked. So.
I was texting my dad about important buisness that...
but it is a time-sensitive manner, so I texted him about it anyways. Turns out he’s been home for hours. And he texted me in return about it too.
I CAN’T WAIT TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. SO FUCKING EXCITED.
fullofnargles replied to your post: fullofnargles replied to your photo: ok. :( WAT…. You’re awesome. You crack me up. You are fabulousssss.
fullofnargles replied to your photo: ok. :( WAT. NO. HOW RUDE. o.m.g. thanks.
cuethesun: Person L - Born In The Rainy Days Of...
I had a conversation about The Social Network last...
with one of my bffs. It was glorious.
That awkward moment when you realize everyone you...
This is terribly, terribly true.
My brother is a magical creature.
Simply put here for the enjoyment of my family, friends, and strangers who witness his extravagance. He says the most ridiculous things and does the most ridiculous things. He walks around sometimes smacking his own butt. He makes up songs that make no sense. He just spent 5 minutes running around my house yelling, “MOMMA SITA!” Last night he made me baby-sit a little plastic man who...
parrotworm: Erica Albright is a bitch. For the record, she may look like a 34D, but she’s getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria’s Secret. She’s a 34B, as in barely anything there. False advertising. The truth is she has a nice face. I need to think of something to help me take my mind off her. Easy enough, except I need an idea.
Tumblr vs Facebook: Skandar Keynes edition.
myscarlookslikealightningbolt: Someone I don’t know adds me on Facebook: Someone I don’t know follows me on Tumblr: Someone writes on my Facebook wall: Someone writes in my Tumblr box: Lose a friend on Facebook: Lose a follower on Tumblr: Error on Facebook: Error on Tumblr:
Somebody asked me, ‘If you got in a fight with Michael Cera, who would win?’ I...– Jesse Eisenberg (via woodenvagina)
Mom: Be careful going to work today, because they said that these big icicles are falling off the skyscrapers and hitting people. Maybe wear a hat at least.
My brother writes songs
“If they concord me. If they don’t, if they do. Oh Buddyyyy” “It’s SOO GOOD in the mirror and to see my name” “Everyone thinks I’m a sandwichhhhh”
iamdonald: Photos by Ibra Claude Ake (ibraake.com) Er, I love you?
so i don’t fucking forget CALL THE INSURANCE ABOUT SWITCHING DOCTORS, MAIL LETTER FOR COURSE DESCRIPTIONS TO EDINBORO.
My brother is playing in the snow.
I HOPE HE DOESN’T GET BURIED. OMG I WANNA BUILD HIM AN IGLOO.
imnotsureaboutanything replied to your post: Hey! Did anyone notice I was missing for 26 hours? No? Oh my god. DId Christopher go crazy? jackkgoeswilde replied to your post: Hey! Did anyone notice I was missing for 26 hours? No? OH MY GOD DUDE I WOULD DIE. LOL. No he didn’t go crazy. He sleep most of the time. That is until we went to the shelter. There he started crying when police men...