I have a love/hate relationship with getting paid. Love it because, well, HELLO money. Hate it because my bank only has ONE branch in NYC. And it’s a pain to go to. What kind of bullshit is that? And I can’t get a new account at a new bank because I don’t have an id. Shit sucks.
“It’s not easy being a celeb. Once this little kid asked for an autograph, cute little kid. I gave it to him. He said, “thanks Mr. Hanks!” I took it away from him, tore it up and told him Tom Hanks was dead.”—