yesterday i had this conversation and i am still so sad he didn’t think i was funny.
me: [theorizing how to get people to my house for a party, since he thinks i live deep as fuck in brooklyn]. him: chips. and nacho cheese me: I could trick them with the promise of chips and nacho cheese? him: yeah me: and then only have chips with no cheese when they arrive. My most evil plan ever. Or cheese with no chips. That’s even worse. him: just have both
He told me not to use silver because I don’t know what I am doing and I am basically ruining it. I AM MAKING A RING ANY OTHER METAL AVAILABLE TO ME WILL MAKE MY FINGER GREEN. And he kept going back and forth between using silver and a different metal, which would actually cost more because I would have to buy more of it to get a small piece.
My friend has been mocking me saying I am in the past since I’m in San Diego and he is in the future back home in nyc so this morning I texted him and said
You’re from the future? Well that’s brilliant! Do they still have sandwiches there?
And I don’t think he gets it AND I CAN’T ASK BECAUSE IT WILL RUIN THE JOKE
And I Know he has seen the new not new anymore star trek movie because one time we fangirled over Anton yelchin COME ON BRo
whenever i’m watching tv and someone’s so obviously using a macbook, but i guess the prop guys put a sticker or a circle or something over the apple logo i can’t help but be like, “oh come on.” like i know it’s some legal thing, but really? we’re all just gonna pretend?