Spending my Monday night taking artsy photos of my dog on Instagram and then there was a flawless post on King Scott Disick on ONTD I stumbled upon in which he was channeling some Medieval realness over here
however, the true gem was in the comment section in which someone said (and I thought at the time was said jokingly), “Between Scott’s flawfree trolling and Kourtney’s ability to be gorgeous pregnant as well as when PULLING HER CHILD OUT HER COOCH, they are a couple free of flaws”
so that caused me to pause a little bit and think about the gravity of what was just said
there is footage of Kourtney giving birth and indeed, reaching over and pulling Mason out while everyone around her looks delighted. It’s actually an incredibly fucking awesome video if you’re “into that” kind of business and you can find it here
Today I wanted to kill myself because I spilled Diet Coke on my lap and effectively ended up with a case of Cold Cola Crotch, which is a fake syndrome I just made up for when you spill soda on your lap and instead of immediately jumping up, you sit there and contemplate suicide because you have Diet Coke on your crotch and nothing will ever be okay again.
make it drunkely spilled and change diet coke to rum and coke and gpoy one night in february. i literally just sat there until my friends yelled at me to get up.