whhhhhhhy is tmi tuesday a thing
okay if you want to reveal something TMI just DO IT OK.
i dunno what i am saying
wutevz etc etc
trolling someone i haven’t talked to since high school
Spending my Monday night taking artsy photos of my dog on Instagram and then there was a flawless post on King Scott Disick on ONTD I stumbled upon in which he was channeling some Medieval realness over here
however, the true gem was in the comment section in which someone said (and I thought at the time was said jokingly), “Between Scott’s flawfree trolling and Kourtney’s ability to be gorgeous pregnant as well as when PULLING HER CHILD OUT HER COOCH, they are a couple free of flaws”
so that caused me to pause a little bit and think about the gravity of what was just said
there is footage of Kourtney giving birth and indeed, reaching over and pulling Mason out while everyone around her looks delighted. It’s actually an incredibly fucking awesome video if you’re “into that” kind of business and you can find it here
I hope the rest of your night is good stuff
oh my god that video is AMAZING
“you’re gonna shower before you go into labor?!”
“i need to shave!”
oh, look! he texted me.
~no one curr~
My talents include quoting all 20 hours of the Harry Potter movies.
Remember that time I signed up for okcupid for like 4 days until it paired me up with someone I just met that night via our mutual friend?
Who I ended up hooking up with later anyways?
(and later then he invited me to a party but didn’t show up and made it up to me by buying me mac and cheese? WEIRD.)
I’m not going to text him.
“why do you always sound like you’re hiding from a t-rex when you answer the phone?”
I DON’T SOUND LIKE I’M HIDING FROM A T-REX THIS IS JUST HAPPENS WHEN YOU CALL SOMEONE AT 3:30 AM FROM A NUMBER THEY DON’T KNOW.
crazy people GOD DAMN.