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sarnich replied to your post: followers are dropping like flies, but i don’t…
Gastrointestinal issues always works. No one wants you at work if you’re shitting uncontrollably.

Shit, I wish I read this before pretending it was my dad’s birthday.



  1. madisucks said: I was going to say something very similar. Diarrhea is perfect because no one wants you to shit your pants at work and you wouldn’t lie about something so gross.
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