madisucks replied to your post: sarnich replied to your post: followers are… I was going to say something very similar. Diarrhea is perfect because no one wants you to shit your pants at work and you wouldn’t lie about something so gross.

this is kinda related but exclusively on saturdays i will go to the bathroom a lot. like a lot. just to prevent myself from sleeping. any other day i’ll go once, if that. i wonder if they think i have diarrhea on those days. there’s only four of us there.